Bumper Sticker Needed

I didn't know that the fellows over at the Pentagon were such pussies. I thought we hired these guys because they were at the head of the tough class. But alas no. According to a secret document obtained by MSNBC the Pentagon Goons consider knitting grandmothers at Quaker meetings a threat.

It is a bit disconcerting that money we gave to the Pentagon to find Osama is being spent to monitor Quakers, but you never know! Maybe Osama got converted, and now he is a peace loving Quaker. Oh, wait! I get it! “Peace loving” would be a threat to the War Department. If knitting grandmothers manage to start a peace, the war guys could find themselves downsized and in advanced burger flipper training. Well at least they would still get to wear a uniform.

Now that Christmas is near the War guys would do well too keep an eye out for the Prince of Peace! Better to slaughter a few babes then let that let that fella grow up! Knitting grandma’s beware! The War guys know who you are.

Where can I get a bumper sticker that says this car stops at peace rallies! I want to support the troops by making it easy for them to write down my license plate number and put it in a secret document. That will give them more time to watch them grannies.