Saturday, December 17, 2005

Fool Me As Often as You Like

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again." George W Bush
The President who, according to Dick Cheney, knew exactly where the WMDs were hidden is now pretending that he was fooled by the intelligence same as the Congressional idiots. Of course he’s not going to show you his intelligence, because stupid intelligence would injure National Security if it were known. Maybe those people that gave us the stupid intelligence wouldn’t give us more stupid intelligence in the future, if it was known who they are (Ahmed Chalabi, Judith Miller, Cheney’s manicurist, and tortured guys). National Security depends deeply on stupid intelligence so it wouldn’t do just to throw bath water out, even though the baby died long ago.

I know you’re thinking “stupid intelligence?!” What other kind of intelligence does Bush have? Well, you’ve got a point. He’s basically just admitted that he is an idiot.

"[I]t's a myth to think I don't know what's going on… I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I—concerned." Philadelphia, Pa

Sure Saddam was a threat to the guy that burned his toast in the morning. Notice the Idiot in Chief, was fooled by Chalabi into believing that Saddam did 9/11, admits that he was fooled, and then says (I think, sometimes it only sounds like Bush is talking English.) that 9/11 shows that Saddam was a threat. We spend uncounted billions on the CIA, which said “Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11. Yet, Bush chooses info by Chalabi. Brownie you’re doing a great job Bush used to be Chalabi you’re doing a great job Bush. Anyway now we know that Bush is not the Liar in Chief, because, thank God, he is the Idiot in Chief. Isn’t that comforting? God chose an idiot to govern us. God must be pointing and giggling even as I type.

Nevertheless, even if he knew that he was being fooled in spite of his highly trained and paid intelligence guys, Bush would have invaded anyway. In other words, if the Pres doesn’t like you, we invade your country is our foreign policy. Let’s hope that Hu Jintao doesn’t piss George off any time soon.


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